I suppose the wise-ass responsible for this thinks they're very clever for turning my roommate into a dog. Couldn't you at least have made him clean?

He's not sleeping at the foot of my bed, in any damn case.

Father's Day, eh?

...Happy Father's Day, old man. Damn, I kind of miss him. ...I better not have that dream tonight.

Man...this place is kinda boring, isn't it? I don't see how you people stand it. Nothing to do.

....

Jim Hawking!

Get your ass back here. Now. Don't make me come find you.

Oh what the hell, man? Couldn't someone have been nice enough to tell me the starting line to the space race was a fucking worm hole? This isn't worth the entry fee, seriously.

Mel? Suzuka? ...Aisha? Someone tell me y'all are here. I couldn't have been the only one sucked out of the Outlaw Star.

Oh yeah.

I really appreciated the splash landing, you bunch a' jackasses!

And what's with this annoying shackle thing? It stings if you tug on it!

This is so bullshit.